by Connor Witt
Basketball is played with a leather ball, two hoops, ten players, and a parquet floor. Simple stuff really. The game has only had a handful of changes over the years: moving from a peach basket to an open rim, later making those rims collapsible, removing laces from the ball, and adding a three-point stripe. However, for those of us not fortunate enough to play in the league we have the consolation prize. Statistics! Unlike the game itself, these statistics have advanced almost beyond the point of comprehension. What am I talking about, you ask?
Feast . Your . Eyes.
Court Adjourned.
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